Jersey Shore Party

party by danielle

Tonight is the season finale of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Get pumped! Be sure to get your gym, tanning, and laundry done early on in the day so you have time to throw this party with all of your guidos and guidettes.

INVITATION TYPE

  • Online: Because not everyone has a duck phone…

DECORATIONS

  • Crank up the heat- make it feel like summer so your guests are comfortable in their Jersey Shore attire.
  • Large Italian flag decorations, maps of New Jersey, Cadillac emblems.
  • Use paper plates so no one fights over who does the dishes.
  • Make a dance floor area complete with colored and strobe lights.
  • Rent a hot tub!

FOOD AND DRINK MENU

Lots of Italian food, served in trays, buffet style.

  • Appetizer: Antipasto, Italian bread, Pickles (for Snooki)
  • Entrée: Spaghetti with Meatballs, Chicken Cutlets
  • Dessert: Zeppoles, Canolis, Spumoni
  • Cocktail: Start your night with Ron Ron Juice (Vodka, watermelon juice, cherries, cranberry juice, ice. Blend in blender until smooth.)
  • Other drinks: Korbel champagne, Jager Bombs

“The Ron-Ron juice is the shit that gets the night going, I mean, whenever that shit comes out, it’s a filthy night.”

ENTERTAINMENT

  • Watch episodes of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Tonight is the season finale!
  • Listen to dance club music, or if possible, get your very own DJ.

GAMES

  • Battle on the dance floor- “beat up the beat” with your fist pump!
  • Jersey Shore Drinking Game- There’s tons of different versions online, or you could create your own rules.
  • Get a large piece of poster board and colored markers so you and your guests can write down your favorite Jersey Shore quotes throughout the night.

ATTIRE

“People can hate all they want, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt off?” – Mike (The Situation)

Guidos- Blown out hair using lots of gel (should take about 25 minutes to style), tattoos (real or temporary), wife beaters.

“A guidette is someone who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heels- pretty much, they know how to own it and rock it.” –Sammi Sweetheart

Guidettes- Lots of makeup, straight hair with a poof (try using a bump-it), large earrings, short skirt or shorts with high heels or platform shoes.

LAST MINUTE TIPS

“You better be hitting the gym, and if you’re not hitting the gym for at least an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Cause I’m at the gym for an hour and a
half- workin’ on my fitness.” –Mike, The Situation

And as always, remember to bring your camera!

About Anna Papoutsakis

Chef. Writer. Cater. Editor. Culinary Badass.
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2 Responses to Jersey Shore Party

  1. Christine says:

    Love love love this party. Laughed out loud a few times. Thanks party remedies!

  2. wonderful blog, my partner and i arrive once more.

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