Anyone who is part of the green movement will tell you that meat consumption is just a bad idea. There is even this cutesy (and truthful) rhyme, "It takes 2500 gallons of water to produce a pound of meat, but only 25 gallons to produce a pound of wheat." Yet sometimes you just have that craving for steak…and chops, and sausages, and ham, even game. Since we here at Party Remedies like to provide ideas for all sorts of consumers, we cannot discriminate entirely again folks who eat meat, particularly those who enjoy it in massive quantity. After all, the staff here just loves food. So tonight, gather round all your favorite carnivores for a celebration of all things meat. And be prepared for some silly, over the top fun (and we will detox together tomorrow).
INVITATION TYPE
DECORATIONS
- Bacon Placemats – how cool will these look at each place setting? Actually, we loved all the meaty novelty products from Archie McPhee.
- Buy a few copies of the latest issue of Meat Paper. This meat lover's journal will look great fanned out on a display for display, and will also make a lovely parting gift for your guests.
- For those who are really serious about meat, why not display some meat cutting posters?
FOOD AND DRINK MENU
This party is going to be a meat free-for-all, so we don't necessarily want to distinguish appetizers from entrée items. To balance out the menu, we do suggest dessert, but don't expect a vegetable in sight.
- Charcuterie – a cold platter of your favorite sausages and ham, like sopressata, prosciutto, pepperoni, salami, etc.
- Bacon Candy – we found this on AOL. Great for those who love salty-sweet combinations.
- Barbecue Ribs
- Hot Wings
- Flank Steak – flank steak is often a great crowd pleaser, and you won't break the bank getting one nice piece. Plus for those with little patience, we found this great quick prep recipe on Simply Recipes.
- Lamb Chops
- Drinks: Red Wine and Beer, 'nuff said.
- Dessert: Chocolate Fondue Fountain. A rich and decadent meal of meat can only be followed by a rich and decadent dessert. Marshmallows, graham crackers, shortbread, and fruit all make great dipping items. Having vanilla ice cream and whipped cream on reserve should also go over well. Keep an eye on your guests, though, unless you want to start a pool of who is the first to dip ribs in the chocolate.
ENTERTAINMENT
- Putting on something carnal in the background, such as a WWE Raw, a UFC fight or a boxing match should all create the appropriate ambience for your event.
GAMES
- Pin the Tail on the Donkey – cheap, classic, and involves an animal (at least a picture of one, we hope).
- Wing Eating Contest – we actually feel eating contests are kind of gross, but again, different strokes for different folks. Seeing how many wings your buds can consume in a minute can be quick, fun, and dirty. Just make sure someone knows the Heimlich maneuver.
ATTIRE
- Unless you happen to have a chicken or cow costume at home, casual dress for this event is acceptable. Our only advice is wear pants that have some give, because you will be feeling full after tonight.
LAST MINUTE TIPS
Having some antacids on hand wouldn't hurt, nor would a designated nap area for anyone who suffers the "itis." Most importantly, just have fun – the cheesier the decorations and little touches, the better.
And as always, remember to bring your camera!
