With a new administration, we are feeling a little lonely without W. Don't get us wrong, we are definitely a band of Obama lovers, but Obama doesn't have the "butt of every joke" quirkiness that our beloved little Bush does.
INVITATION TYPE
- Snail Mail: Use card stock with The Seal of the President of the United States. Purposely include spelling and grammatical errors in your wording.
DECORATIONS
Much like our presidential parties of the past, keep your decorations patriotic, with spurts of fun W. paraphernalia.
- Naturally, your theme colors are red, white, and blue. Thanks to the proximity of Bush's birthday to the 4th of July holiday you can raid your local party store for steals on paper goods and other decorations.
- George W. Bush talking action figure.
- George W. Bush life sized cardboard cutout – this will be great for guest photo ops.
- WTF Magnets
FOOD AND DRINK MENU
Your menu should be comprised of some of the President's favorite foods. He enjoys Mexican cuisine, so that gives you plenty of options.
- Appetizer: Nachos with Salsa and Gucamole
- Entrée: Carne Asada – serve with rice and beans.
- Dessert: Pralines and Cream Ice Cream – Bushy's fave!
- Cocktail: Diet Cola – Bush quit drinking a long time ago due to his troubled past, but if you feel the need to visit the old days, you can also include cocaine with a whisky chaser.
ENTERTAINMENT
With Bush, the entertainment options are endless! Here are some of our recommendations:
- Will Ferrell's You're Welcome, America: A Final Night with George W. Bush
- W.
- Lil' Bush
- That's My Bush
GAMES
- Drinking Game – every time you watch a W. clip and he says something off color or grammatically incorrect, take a drink! (Just a warning, we have a feeling you could get drunk fast.)
- Throw shoes – you can even take turns playing Sock and Awe!
- Baseball – honor Bush's days as a Yale athlete by playing baseball.
- Play card games with these satirical playing cards.
ATTIRE
- We recommend formal business attire – suits for both men and women.
LAST MINUTE TIPS
Please know we're kidding with much of our observations and ideas – we respect our former leader and really don't want the CIA after us, thanks!
And as always, remember to bring your camera!